"It doesn’t fit your stereotype, but I happen to be a Christian, too," Kimmel said. "I made my first holy communion, I was confirmed, I pray, I support my church, one of my closest friends is a priest, I baptize my children. Christian is actually my middle name. I know that’s shocking, but it’s true. So if you’re open to, when we sit down, I will share with you what I learned at my church. At my church, forcing yourself on underaged girls is a no-no. Some even consider it to be a sin."
Watch Kimmel's satiric response to the scandal here: