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Jul 12, 2017 by Rik Bokelman

Entire City Engulfed In Fog After Megachurch Leaves Door Open

The entire New York metropolitan area was blanketed in a bizarre manufactured fog for several hours Sunday morning. It all happened after staff at Baywatch Church, a megachurch, accidentally left a foyer door cracked open, allowing the artificial mist from their Sunday service to billow out into the community. 

That's what the satirical website Babylon Bee reports. According to the humourous website 'the church uses a specially modified fog machine designed to pump out 400 times the recommended amount of fog, in addition to a proprietary, specially concentrated formula for the machine’s fluid, allowing the church to create a dense, moody atmosphere every service.'

According to the website, a team member of the National Guard disaster response team said: 'This isn’t the first church-caused artificial fog disaster, and it won’t be the last,” a National Guard disaster response team member told reporters as giant industrial fans were brought in to begin dispersing the fog. “All we can ask is for our churches to please fog responsibly.'

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